Some of what you see here is entirely true while some will be true and some will never be true
and it goes something like this....
A vision into the future not so far away......
Lackey Droid "You have a visitor sire. Shall I show him in?"
Tech Boss "Who is it Lackey?"
Lackey "He states that he is from a department called the I.R.S. He desires to show you his credentials and he says he as a document to present to you. I believe he called it a warrant."
Tech Boss "Sigh. Very well. Show him in."
Lackey opens the door "May I present Mr. Grappler from the I.R.S."
Tech Boss smiling "Ah yes Mr. Grappler. You want to see me?"
IRS complete with badge and sidearm "I have a warrant for your arrest. You will have to come with me."
Tech Boss laughing "But what for!? What did I do?!"
IRS "For failure to pay your taxes."
Tech Boss "Are you serious? Really? I never earn any money."
IRS says with the stern determination of Sgt. Joe Friday. It's clear this guy never missed a Dragnet episode "Reliable witness's have come forward stating you have piles of cash stashed away. And looking just around at all of this clear evidence of success. You are a liar."
Tech Boss "Oh. That is rather difficult to explain."
IRS "It's too late for explainations. You'll have to come with me."
Tech Boss no longer smiling "You are a threat to me are you not?"
IRS Agent " Let's stick to the facts. You manipulated the gold market to the point where it reached $1,900.00 an ounce. You manipulated the oil market to the point it reached $160.00 per barrel and you devastated America's ability to sell debt over seas and there are those who don't like your un-paralleled ability to influence presidential elections to your wishes. Is that enough or do you want more?"
Tech Boss " I mearly presented economic facts and the markets reacted of which I tried to profit from this and far as the oil market is concerned it is they who drove up the price thinking it would get me into trouble but it failed and none of this is my fault and didn't you guys notice that every time you tried to put me in a corner that God always turned it and I came out on top. As for the presidential elections I thought you all prefered to say the Russians did it. This IS fun."
IRS "You're becoming to powerful and some high and mighty people are tired of worrying over you."
Tech Boss laughing loudly "Don't be silly! People don't believe that I can do anything!"
IRS Agent visibly angered "You're a racketeer and a traitor and it's just to bad you're getting out of this alive! But I remember my duty so I'm gonna haul you in for failure to pay your taxes and we won't have to worry anymore!"
Tech Boss "I'm striving to bring the first real opportunity for civilization humanity has ever had! This work I'm doing in super heal technology can save millions of lives and cure every disease! But then you guys spent millions of dollars of other peoples money to turn every Wall Street trade I made upside down and this is a loss on your part and not something I would expect you to admit! This shameless cabal of Wall Street market makers, the Federal reserve, and even China and OPEC are in it and it is you that sees to it that they have access to all of my market activies so that they can perpetrate this nefarious scheme of making sure I don't make a dime! Your side is the only criminal element in this and you want to arrest me. This would be like arresting the Lone Ranger. Why would you do this?"
IRS laughing "You blame us for your bad luck!"
Tech Boss "I've seen some balance sheets and noted the insider public comments of market distortion and the way the market news gets spun to cover it up. This is costing you many times more money than me. It would be in all our best interest if you give it up.
IRS Agent " I'm an official representative of the U. S. government! You cannot fight this!"
Tech Boss "But nobody in Washington pays their taxes."
IRS "Enough of that!"
Tech Boss "Besides I didn't think you would want it?"
IRS "But why wouldn't the government want it? You had better pay your taxes."
Tech Boss "Lackey"
Lackey "Yes sire."
Tech Boss "Go get the money."
Lackey "Very good sire."
IRS "It's the civic responsibility of every citizen to pay their taxes. This is how roads and schools are built. This is how this country is defended. Man this government couldn't exist and would collapse completely if nobody paid their taxes! Man don't you see how vital this is!"
Lackey enters with money. So much so he's scattering it on the floor as he comes in.
Tech Boss "Ah there you are Mr. Grappler. Money! Count it and notice the quality of it. It is perfect I must say."
IRS puzzled "Why say that?"
Tech Boss " Printed it myself you know."
IRS "What! It's counterfeit!"
Tech Boss "Well you demanded it."
IRS "I'm taking you in! You have the right to remain silent......"
Tech Boss "I under stand your sentiments Grappler but those buildings in Washington are museum relics now. I've never felt freer since I began overcoming my need for money......"
IRS "I'm taking you in you ingrate but before I do your gonna learn some facts of life about civic responcibility!"
Tech Boss "I am?"
IRS "Your single purpose for existance in this country is to get a job and earn money and pay your taxes and don't you ever forget it!"
Tech Boss "Like a slave?"
IRS "Yes!"
ZAP!!!
Tech Boss "Lackey. What's on the dinner menu this evening?"
Lackey "I believe this is the day for barbecue sire?"
Tech Boss "Good."
Lackey "Excuse me sire but your guest is not responding?"
Tech Boss "Get some help and take him to the outside and when he wakes up give him my compliments for providing a thoroughly entertaining afternoon and see that he does not return."
Lackey "Very good sire."
and it goes something like this....
A vision into the future not so far away......
Lackey Droid "You have a visitor sire. Shall I show him in?"
Tech Boss "Who is it Lackey?"
Lackey "He states that he is from a department called the I.R.S. He desires to show you his credentials and he says he as a document to present to you. I believe he called it a warrant."
Tech Boss "Sigh. Very well. Show him in."
Lackey opens the door "May I present Mr. Grappler from the I.R.S."
Tech Boss smiling "Ah yes Mr. Grappler. You want to see me?"
IRS complete with badge and sidearm "I have a warrant for your arrest. You will have to come with me."
Tech Boss laughing "But what for!? What did I do?!"
IRS "For failure to pay your taxes."
Tech Boss "Are you serious? Really? I never earn any money."
IRS says with the stern determination of Sgt. Joe Friday. It's clear this guy never missed a Dragnet episode "Reliable witness's have come forward stating you have piles of cash stashed away. And looking just around at all of this clear evidence of success. You are a liar."
Tech Boss "Oh. That is rather difficult to explain."
IRS "It's too late for explainations. You'll have to come with me."
Tech Boss no longer smiling "You are a threat to me are you not?"
IRS Agent " Let's stick to the facts. You manipulated the gold market to the point where it reached $1,900.00 an ounce. You manipulated the oil market to the point it reached $160.00 per barrel and you devastated America's ability to sell debt over seas and there are those who don't like your un-paralleled ability to influence presidential elections to your wishes. Is that enough or do you want more?"
Tech Boss " I mearly presented economic facts and the markets reacted of which I tried to profit from this and far as the oil market is concerned it is they who drove up the price thinking it would get me into trouble but it failed and none of this is my fault and didn't you guys notice that every time you tried to put me in a corner that God always turned it and I came out on top. As for the presidential elections I thought you all prefered to say the Russians did it. This IS fun."
IRS "You're becoming to powerful and some high and mighty people are tired of worrying over you."
Tech Boss laughing loudly "Don't be silly! People don't believe that I can do anything!"
IRS Agent visibly angered "You're a racketeer and a traitor and it's just to bad you're getting out of this alive! But I remember my duty so I'm gonna haul you in for failure to pay your taxes and we won't have to worry anymore!"
Tech Boss "I'm striving to bring the first real opportunity for civilization humanity has ever had! This work I'm doing in super heal technology can save millions of lives and cure every disease! But then you guys spent millions of dollars of other peoples money to turn every Wall Street trade I made upside down and this is a loss on your part and not something I would expect you to admit! This shameless cabal of Wall Street market makers, the Federal reserve, and even China and OPEC are in it and it is you that sees to it that they have access to all of my market activies so that they can perpetrate this nefarious scheme of making sure I don't make a dime! Your side is the only criminal element in this and you want to arrest me. This would be like arresting the Lone Ranger. Why would you do this?"
IRS laughing "You blame us for your bad luck!"
Tech Boss "I've seen some balance sheets and noted the insider public comments of market distortion and the way the market news gets spun to cover it up. This is costing you many times more money than me. It would be in all our best interest if you give it up.
IRS Agent " I'm an official representative of the U. S. government! You cannot fight this!"
Tech Boss "But nobody in Washington pays their taxes."
IRS "Enough of that!"
Tech Boss "Besides I didn't think you would want it?"
IRS "But why wouldn't the government want it? You had better pay your taxes."
Tech Boss "Lackey"
Lackey "Yes sire."
Tech Boss "Go get the money."
Lackey "Very good sire."
IRS "It's the civic responsibility of every citizen to pay their taxes. This is how roads and schools are built. This is how this country is defended. Man this government couldn't exist and would collapse completely if nobody paid their taxes! Man don't you see how vital this is!"
Lackey enters with money. So much so he's scattering it on the floor as he comes in.
Tech Boss "Ah there you are Mr. Grappler. Money! Count it and notice the quality of it. It is perfect I must say."
IRS puzzled "Why say that?"
Tech Boss " Printed it myself you know."
IRS "What! It's counterfeit!"
Tech Boss "Well you demanded it."
IRS "I'm taking you in! You have the right to remain silent......"
Tech Boss "I under stand your sentiments Grappler but those buildings in Washington are museum relics now. I've never felt freer since I began overcoming my need for money......"
IRS "I'm taking you in you ingrate but before I do your gonna learn some facts of life about civic responcibility!"
Tech Boss "I am?"
IRS "Your single purpose for existance in this country is to get a job and earn money and pay your taxes and don't you ever forget it!"
Tech Boss "Like a slave?"
IRS "Yes!"
ZAP!!!
Tech Boss "Lackey. What's on the dinner menu this evening?"
Lackey "I believe this is the day for barbecue sire?"
Tech Boss "Good."
Lackey "Excuse me sire but your guest is not responding?"
Tech Boss "Get some help and take him to the outside and when he wakes up give him my compliments for providing a thoroughly entertaining afternoon and see that he does not return."
Lackey "Very good sire."
